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Funny Sayings Patches

Sayings that get a laugh at the range.

Tapped That patch: TAPPED THAT / Original S.W.A.T.Tapped ThatIm always hanging around a bunch of dummys patch: always hanging around a bunch of dummiesIm always hanging around a bunch of dummysNot Throwing Away my SHOT patch: NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOTNot Throwing Away my SHOTBall in Ballistics patch: I PUT THE BALL IN BALLISTICSBall in BallisticsI’m Back patch: I'm BackI’m BackHello Boys patch: HELLO BOYS SHOT SHOW 2022Hello BoysKamikaze Rich patch: KAMIKAZE RICHKamikaze RichKeep Calm and Return Fire patch: KEEP CALM AND RETURN FIREKeep Calm and Return FireGuns.com patch: GUNS.COM That's my gun I don't know youGuns.comLet’s Bang Tonight patch: LET'S BANG TONIGHT skull helmetLet’s Bang TonightI got your Six patch: I GOT YOUR SIX ace of spadesI got your SixHoly Poop Eye LoveCans patch: poop eye heart suppressorHoly Poop Eye LoveCansHippity-Hoppity Patch patch: bunny with rifle Hippity HoppityHippity-Hoppity PatchGun Nuts patch: GUN NUTSGun NutsTeam Wendy – SHOT Show 2022 patch: WEAR A WENDY SHOT SHOW 2022 motorcycleTeam Wendy – SHOT Show 2022Monkey Overwatch – Savior Equipment patch: monkey with rifle overwatchMonkey Overwatch – Savior EquipmentSewing Machine – Savior Equipment patch: sewing machine shark faceSewing Machine – Savior EquipmentSocom All Ye Faithful – DoubleStar patch: SOCOM ALL YE FAITHFULSocom All Ye Faithful – DoubleStarFry Guy – DoubleStar patch: Fry Guy night visionFry Guy – DoubleStarTrain patch: TRAIN SAFE SMART OFTENTrainVirus – Tuff SHOT Show 2022 patch: 2022 TUFF virusVirus – Tuff SHOT Show 2022Banana Clip patch: banana clip magazineBanana ClipTrump 2020 patch: TRUMP 2020 Keep America Great pistol hairTrump 2020Squatch – large patch: SQUATCH SURVIVAL GEAR bigfootSquatch – largeSquatch – small patch: SQUATCH SURVIVAL GEAR bigfootSquatch – smallG2 Research patch: G2 RESEARCH AMMUNITION EVOLVED evolutionG2 ResearchRange Water – BDU patch: RANGE WATER can 1776Range Water – BDUGreen Lancer Mag – BDU patch: green magazine characterGreen Lancer Mag – BDUFudd – BDU patch: hunter cartoon with pistolFudd – BDUMenage a Trois – SHOT Show 2022 patch: MENAGE A TROIS? rifle roundsMenage a Trois – SHOT Show 2022Super Fudd patch: Super Fudd F shieldSuper FuddMass Media patch: MASS MEDIA poison bottleMass MediaElectricity Kills patch: REMEMBER KIDS ELECTRICITY WILL KILL YOUElectricity KillsMelting Ghost patch: melting ghost no-ghost signMelting GhostJust Keep Going patch: JUST KEEP GOING skeleton with rifle and packJust Keep GoingFFOA patch: FFOA FUTURE FELONS OF AMERICA pistol braceFFOAHug a Fudd patch: HUG A FUDD teddy bearHug a FuddGun Tube.org Laptop patch: GUN TUBE laptopGun Tube.org LaptopWoodland Duck patch: camo rubber duckWoodland DuckWheeled & Well Armed patch: wheelchair with rifle Wheeled and Well ArmedWheeled & Well ArmedDrop Bear patch: DROP BEAR koala in plate carrierDrop BearWill Not Comply patch: WILL NOT COMPLY brick wall rifleWill Not ComplyGun Control is Not Kosher patch: GUN CONTROL IS NOT KOSHER pigGun Control is Not KosherNever Enuff Ammo patch: NEVER ENUFF AMMONever Enuff AmmoBanana Clip patch: banana clip magazineBanana ClipHalfbreed Kangaroo patch: kangaroo with rifles Halfbreed BladesHalfbreed KangarooF5 patch: F5 keyF5Camping Lantern patch: camping lanternCamping LanternBacon Panckes patch: bacon pancakesBacon PanckesBattlearms Bad Inc patch: BATTLEARMS BAD INC grenadeBattlearms Bad IncHashtagtical patch: hashtag pistol HashtagticalHashtagticalMil-Spec Monkey / Tactical Tailor patch: MIL-SPEC MONKEY TACTICAL TAILORMil-Spec Monkey / Tactical TailorFront Toward Enemy patch: FRONT TOWARD ENEMY 10-8 PerformanceFront Toward EnemyGame Over patch: GAME OVER bride and groomGame OverStay in the Fight patch: STAY IN THE FIGHTStay in the FightDemerit Wear patch: Demerit Wear merit badge spoofsDemerit WearMilSpec Monkey patch: Mil-Spec MonkeyMilSpec MonkeyMicrosoft Action Pack patch: Microsoft Action Pack SubscriptionMicrosoft Action Pack

Patch Theme: Funny Sayings

Sayings that get a laugh at the range.

Drop Bear

November 13, 2026November 14, 2020 by gwebs
Drop Bear PVC animal patch
Categories Animal Patches, Australia, Halfbreed Blades, Knife Patches, Morale Patches, PVC Tags Animal, Australia, Cartoon, Hatchet, Knife, Koala, PVC

Will Not Comply

January 25, 2022November 30, 2019 by gwebs
Will Not Comply PVC decorative patch
Categories Decorative, Liberty Patches, Morale Patches, Owl & Anchor, PVC Tags California, Liberty

Gun Control is Not Kosher

January 25, 2022November 30, 2019 by gwebs
Gun Control is Not Kosher PVC animal patch

Pew Pew Jew

Categories Animal Patches, Content Creator / Show, Liberty Patches, Morale Patches, PVC Tags Animal, Pig

Never Enuff Ammo

January 25, 2022November 30, 2019 by gwebs
Never Enuff Ammo PVC content creator / show patch
Categories Content Creator / Show, Gear Websites, PVC Tags Green, You Tube

Banana Clip

January 25, 2022November 14, 2019 by gwebs
Banana Clip food patch
Categories Food, Guns, Manufacturer Tags AK47, Food, Fruit, Magazine, PVC, Red Army, Yellow

Halfbreed Kangaroo

November 13, 2026November 14, 2019 by gwebs
Halfbreed Kangaroo PVC animal patch

https://www.halfbreedblades.com.au

Categories Animal Patches, Australia, Halfbreed Blades, Knife Patches, Morale Patches, PVC Tags Animal, Australia, Cartoon, Kangaroo, Knife, PVC, Tan

F5

November 13, 2026November 14, 2019 by gwebs
F5 PVC morale patch
Categories Megaton Morale, Morale Patches, PVC, Tech Patches Tags Cats Eye, Computer, Orange, PVC, Ranger Eye, Tech

Camping Lantern

November 13, 2026November 14, 2019 by gwebs
Camping Lantern PVC morale patch
Categories Morale Patches, Owl & Anchor, PVC Tags Camping

Bacon Panckes

January 25, 2022November 30, 2018 by gwebs
Bacon Panckes PVC food patch
Categories Food, Gear Websites, Morale Patches, PVC Tags Pancakes

Battlearms Bad Inc

January 25, 2022November 28, 2017 by gwebs
Battlearms Bad Inc Embroidered maker logo patch
Categories Embroidered, Manufacturer Tags OD Green
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